Letters to the Editor:

Dear Editor,
Last summer we were promised new rain jackets. Where are they? I don’t want to go through another fiasco of running through sleet and freezing rain in my Wanderers muscle shirt.
Sincerely,
Fed Up and Disgusted

Dear Fed Up and Disgusted,
The jackets are here, and they will cost $60 a piece.
Sincerely, Editor

Technovan Passes Test
The Wanderers technovan passed its 5,000-mile checkup with flying colors. “It’s looking good,” was the comment of the mechanics at Metro Volkswagon after servicing the van this fall.